Monday, September 27, 2010

Buckshot N' Cheese...

While some teams insist on "togetherness", Bob's Red Mill p/b FOCUS Bikes spreads out like twelve-gauge buckshot to race on the weekends. Team unity can be found in race updates received via text messages, Facebook updates, Twitter posts, and good ol' fashioned phone calls (whoa!). A carload of men headed north for the USGP Wisconsin Friday afternoon suited up with our Bob's Red Mill sweatshirts and tee's. That's right...they headed north to the cheese state with coordinated fashion. As our sweatshirt states..."That's how we roll!" Wisconsin was very good to us as our very own Mike Kennedy saw the podium twice as he swept the single speed division. Is there anything cheesy about winning? NO! Is there anything cheesy about winning in style? NO!


Mike Kennedy, FTW!! (Photo Credit: Lindsey McShane)

Mike Kennedy, Podium (Photo Credit: Lindsey McShane)

Mitchell Kersting running (Photo Credit: Lindsey McShane)
Back home the race fires were being stoked by those of us either too old, too poor, or too old and poor to travel. Thankfully, a hometown race right in our own backyard allowed us to keep our race legs warmed. Thanks to Luke Neubauer, Andrew Beckman, Rob Kendall, Chris Nevitt, and Melinda Townsend...Bob's Red Mill saw podium action in nearly all classes again through a rather bumpy windy course. It also proved the FIRST race that required a wee bit of embrocation for some of us. Early morning temps hovered in the lower fifties with overcast...juuuust to be safe, a fresh container of Mad Alchemy "warm" was broken in and it could not have felt any better with the fierce cross and headwinds whipping at our dip dish wheels. It signaled the official "FEEL" of the cyclocross season.

Melinda Townsend (L) with FRESH embro'd legs (Photo Credit: M. Townsend)
Overall we enjoyed an injury free weekend, which is always welcome. Damage to riders, bikes, and kits were minimal (minor mechanicals reportedly cost some time in Wisconsin). Distant race reports have concluded a botched remount may have snared a testicle or two causing a rider to pull out under the tape (ouch), while the usual abrasions, scrapes, and bumps are showing up in offices throughout the city today. If you think you may work with a cyclocross racer...look at our calves for scrapes, our hobbling legs for worn hips and callouses on our hands. We try to blend but sometimes we can't help but stand out. Once you have identified us, feel sorry for us.  

Joe, pre-remount injury (Photo Credit: Lindsey McShane)
Recovery time is very limited this week as the month ahead is a full-blown, race until you drop month with a competition EVERY weekend in October. Rent, mortgage, and hush money is being pooled together for all the entry fees and beer coffers. Racing is not cheap and none of us have won the lottery yet. Our sponsors really make this season possible and we are reminded of this with every race. While the season officially began in September, October is the month to place yourself in the ranks, earn points, and really push yourself beyond your usual means. Someone will hurl and somoene will have a camera. We will tell you all about it because that's how we roll...

Monday, September 20, 2010

We have not been avoiding you...

It’s not that we DON’T want to ride with you. We are NOT trying to blow you off. We are NOT that kind of team. If you have been dying to ride through the park with your favorite Bob’s Red Mill p/b Focus Bikes Cyclocross team member, you have no doubt found yourself lonely, hoping we might ride by. For the past two weekends, we have been scattered across multiple state lines, climbing podiums and avoiding VeloNews interviews (call our agents to arrange a time!) as they cannot stop approaching us for pictures and interviews. FYI…that previous sentence is a lie. Velo News is not approaching us but we are getting some serious cyclocross face time.
Race Recap:
September 11-12. Bob’s Red Mill p/b Focus Bikes started the “unofficial” cyclocross season by hosting our own race…Huber’s Apple Cross in scenic Starlight, Indiana (for those unfamiliar with the area…it’s in the boondocks). Our course, which required many man hours, a diesel gator and hundreds of yards of caution tape, twisted through an apple orchard, skirted a pond and had a much talked about run up with an approximate 14% grade (give or take a few percentages). You know you have designed a challenging course when the officials point our potential hazardous sections. For two days, over 120 racers dusted their new knobby tires and stretched out their dormant legs on the rather unforgiving terrain of okra roots, pumpkins vines and homemade tubular applesauce. Winners took home ½ pecks of delicious homegrown apples and homemade medals. There is no better way to begin a season than have nearly all of your teammates podium including sweeps in the Men’s Elite category.

First ever cyclocross race held at the Joe Huber's Family Farm and Restaurant.


Every race requires a gator, a gator operator and lots of caution tape.




The women's cat 3/4 race saw many new faces crossing over from road cycling.

September 18-19. For the beginning of the OVCX series, Bob’s Red Mill p/b Focus Bike team was scattered in Cincinatti, Ohio and Baltimore, Maryland (Yes, Charm City). Some members of our team drove 10-hours to race, sleep in their car with a fermenting sweaty kit, then awaken to race again and head home. The remainder of us who really are not interested in sleeping in our cars opted for the 2.0 hour car ride to the Kings CX series. The former golf club offered all the amenities of a pro course with sand pits, multiple off camber sections, steep run up, and sharp hair pin 180-degree turns (with gravel!). The staging fields were large with over 18-guys lined up for the single speed category alone. The women’s Cat 3/4 had nearly 50 ladies lined up on the lines, 7 wide in places. The dry, scorching (95 degrees) course required looooow tire pressure (26-27psi) and the sounds of rolling tubulars could be heard on the off camber sections regularly. The laps were rather long and near the half-way point, fatigue was noticeable on nearly every riders face.
Bob’s Red Mill p/b Focus Bikes did not disappoint as the announcer boasted during the Men’s elite race…”Bob’s Red Mill is really becoming a name in the cyclocross community.”  The race (final race of the day) truly dusted off the cobwebs of the strong men. A chase ensued quite early with BRM p/b Focus Bikes boys holding steady second, third, and fourth places. As expected the first place racer popped off and one by one, the Bob’s Red Mill boys came flying through. The last lap opened up to more chases with wider gaps for the rather large field of racers. An out-of-towner took first with a gap for second and Bob’s Red Mill p/b Focus Bikes holding for 3rd.

These barriers are not slowing down our boys.




Run-up...but these guys refuse to ever dismount for a little hill.



1,2,3....



Kendall taking 3rd in Men's Elite

The only disappointment for the day came from (2) riders in two different categories. Our singlespeed racer who nearly took the hole shot and held onto 2nd place pulled off shortly after the first lap. The lung buster first lap zapped the energy out of his organs. Meanwhile, in the women’s race shortly after I tucked into the lead group, I realized my front tire was deflated and if I thought it was my imagination, it was affirmed when I hit a piece of sidewalk and heard the last few punches of air exasperating from the NEW, freshly glued tubular. Curse words, gestures and the idea of tossing the 19lb cross bike into the pond crossed my mind. Instead, I walked off the back of the course biting my jaw with anger. It is more than disappointing to spend an hour warming up, feeling rather good, to have your tire give out. FAIL.
So you now understand that we have been really consumed with training, hosting a race, winning, traveling, winning again, and considering bike tossing as a hobby. I would say, we would be able to ride with you soon, but as the weekend approaches, this means ANOTHER race is coming. We have podiums to climb and autographs to sign. You understand.

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Rolling in the hay...

There is no official start day of cyclocross season althought it is relatively easy to identify among cyclists. Like Fall, it lurks after Labor Day when the heat index is NOT exceeding triple digits and summer vacations are a distant memory. Like leaves slowly changing colors, riders begin emerging from their crit and short track trail series with slightly wider tires and they ditch their "stop on a dime" disc brakes for "roll to a gradual stop" clenchers.


Deciding the most appropriate starting line.

Our "kickoff" race, AppleCross, is set for THIS SATURDAY. It was only fitting that Bob's Redmill Cyclocross Team go and ride the course. However, nothing has been staked or taped off just yet. So what do we do? We make the best of it...ride all over rolling fields and outline a fun course void of farm implements, prickly roots, and baby goats. Everyone has their opinions which is based off of what they enjoy MOST about races. There were discussions of off-camber sections, run-ups, barriers, and how to use a silty, somewhat unattractive drainage pond (void of sewage).


What to do with the pond? This could get dirty.


Our host, Hubers Orchard and Restaurant have given us "carte blanche" which is ideal although we are not allowed to ride through the orchards. Patrons picking apples are not appropriate obstacles and are not sanctioned as such. This did not stop us from riding through the fruit filled trees and dodging granny smith apples on hillside climbs (or eating them).


Eating the fruits of the labor.
Tonight the chores are being done...staking, taping and trimming all the grasses...as the mass arrives early Saturday morning and the "unofficial", "official" cyclocross season starts.